Asteroid Fields Memo 10.20.23
TWEN: *m’rm’m* Welcome back travelers! *munch munch*
Got big plans? October is lurkin’ closer to Halloween so I’m ready to camp out on the couch this weekend to watch 13 Movies That Define The Spoopy Canon.
I’ll be taking breaks to play Super Mario Bros Wonder which came out today. I heard it’s getting great reviews, even if it’s the first mario game with a different Mario voice actor. If you’re feeling nostalgic though, you could always play the new game that came out today that was made to look like an old N64 game.
Other than that, I’ll be unwinding with the most relaxing game on my iPhone or handwriting letters to penpals across the world on my iPad.
THUZO: Creeping around finding cool stuff
EEK! Not cool man. I thought this spooky yule log was a real skull.
AHHH! SOLD OUT!? But the Elgato Prompter came out this week! It has its own monitor that connects directly to your computer
DEAD THINGS!? Not anymore after I get a power bank that fits on my keychain!
`BOOT HORROR TECH LANGUAGE`
DELETE*SECRETS: Meta unveiled their brainwave reading technology.
TRANSLATOR UNLOCKED: Mayor Adam’s is using AI to robocall in languages he doesn’t actually speak.
DEEPFAKE DETECTED: Obama deepfake on a NSFW Doja Cat
SMUDGE: …
They’ve discovered how to put data in glass. This could also mean the next Burning of Alexandria might just be a psycho with a baseball bat, but what do I know?
Who’s next strapped down in the chair? Blackdot ai introduces machine printed tattoos.
When I was young, kids played video games. Now just machines do. This guy got an AI to play Pokemon.
FLO: Human News Boos for Human You’s
Fashion or Filch? A man posed as a mannequin until a store closed so he could rob it.
Banksy is most likely a group of people, but their identity might be revealed in an upcoming court case. Art theft is nothing new, but seems to be the topic of the week considering Marcel Duchamp’s most famous piece might be a fake.
That’s all for this week. We’ll leave you with Caroline Polachek’s wild Late Night performance.